The Chaps in Charcoal
Perhaps descendants of Acrylic Tony. It is unclear their precise etymology, but appear they have on the screen out of me doing it after work and you observing it perhaps also after work (if before, I hope you have a decent day). Perhaps noticeable in crowds, the chaps are known to keep themselves firmly to their purpose at times when they are attending to business. Perhaps they are dropping a urine sample off, or seeking some visible confirmation whether it is big bin day or recycling. Or perhaps they are just trying to avoid the football scores so they can get the most out of Match of the Day. Whatever business they are attending to they attend to it with sightly (must be a word if unsightly is a word) aplomb and furious equanimity, right down to their boot straps. Don’t you just know it. Now if you must, approach the chaps, but know the chaps are not always so amenable to unsolicited approaches. In fact, they have been known to lash out and smash your camera ...